draycen asked: I once threw a book at someone and they just started reading it like nothing happened.

foreveralone-lyguy:

That’s one way to suggest reading a book

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schmorons:

methdragon:

be there or 

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Bee rectangle? I dont understand what youre getting at

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foreveralone-lyguy:

Disney needs to come out with a boy version of The Cheetah Girls but instead of saying “chetalicious” they say something like “swaggy” or “swagalicious”

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Anonymous asked: What is all this 420 thing? Idk what it means could you explain? :'))

foreveralone-lyguy:

how do you have a tumblr and not know what 4/20 is you innocent child you must be protected

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sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

(Source: charlesoberonn)

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So I got an idea

lustfuldemoness:

wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

duckscrymoo:

Let’s take this 

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and put it in 

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yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

Yes let me just go outside and talk to my rhinoceros neighbour, who resides in the town in which I am mayor, and then see what the alpaca merchants have for sale.

I’ll head into town hall afterward and talk to my anthropomorphic dog wife. 

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forcefields:

forcefields:

what did Shakespeare say when he was having relationship troubles?

"to bae or not to bae?"

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thirstfollower:

theycallme-dick:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101?

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look at him now

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and remember the guy who played Chase?

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look at him now

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remember the guy who played logan?

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look at him now

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how do you arrest weed??

(Source: the-amity-affucktion)

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vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

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